Huhwaitwhat? Vol IV: Instant Messenger of Doom - September edition

Because we suck at keeping promises.

Mnem: -places earlier statement in front of Chronos-
Mnem: -stacks statement on top of Mad-
Mnem: -pokes Omu with statement-
Mnem: -feeds statement to Eli-
Mnem: -beat-
Mnem: GODDAMN THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN

Mad: -eyes shotgun-
Mad: -snatches-
Mad: -eats-
Mnem: -throttles penguin-
Mnem: GIVEITBACKGIVEITBACKGIVEITBACK.
Chronos: Was that part of your antique guns-sculpted-out-of-cheese collection? My bad. -snicker-
Mnem: Naw, that was part of YOUR antique guns-sculpted-out-of-cheese collection.
Chronos: That's fine, because surprise, surprise. Who's the sculptor?
Mnem: Uh... Michelangelo?
Chronos: NO.
Chronos: ME.
Chronos: GET A CLUE.
Chronos: Me with the help of cheese crafting machines.
Chronos: Your silence must mean...
Chronos: You are in AWE of my cheese crafting skills.
Mnem: No. It means I want to throw up.

Chronos: I'm drifting in and out of two games, photoshop, and a DVD.
Chronos: Woe is me.
Chronos: BECAUSE I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH ONE TO STICK TO.
Mnem: Yes, such a tragic choice to have to make.
Chronos: XD
Chronos: I hear the sarcasm dripping - DRIPPING - from that.

Mnem: "Network Error (gateway_error) An error occurred attempting to communicate with an HTTP or SOCKS gateway. The gateway may be temporarily unavailable, or there could be a network problem. For assistance, contact your network support team."
Mnem: This is... not very good.
Mnem: On another note: LOL SOCKS.

Chronos: Define antiquity and its influences in art.
Mnem: Antiquity... Greco-Roman sket.
Chronos: (Y) Influences in art. Just give an example of what you would see in an antiquity influenced painting or artwork.
Mnem: Naked men.
Mnem: Owaitno.
Chronos: Okay - -jumps back- WOAH. WAITWHAT?!
Mnem: That's humanism.

Chronos: OHMOTHAFKIFORGOTABOUTTHEEYS!
Chronos: *EYES!

Mnem: WIN QUOTE: "Angry. Yes angry! Like a thousand penguins on fire swimming in a sea of crisps!"

Mnem: -has crashed down from high-
Mnem: -moves about in a jelly-like manner-
Chronos: :D
Chronos: -phone rings-
Chronos: -picks up-
Chronos: -talks inaudibly-
Chronos: -hangs up-
Chronos: -retreats into room-
Chronos: -exits with a professional camera-
Chronos: National Geographic just called. They want some info about this creature called the Mnemosyne.
Chronos: -films-
Chronos: Wow, you really are like a jellyfish. ./prod
Mnem: -cold, wet glomp-
Chronos: I think it's cyberspatial death as a result of social isolation.
Mnem: -digests-
Chronos: Dear me.

Mnem: -draws a distinction-
Chronos: -snort- You neglected to do that the first time.
Mnem: Well now I am so ha.
Chronos: It isn't HA if you didn't do it the first time. D:
Mnem: It can be HA any way I want it to. x3
Chronos: No it can't.
Chronos: HA.
Mnem: Yes it can.
Mnem: HA.
Chronos: NO IT CAN'T.
Chronos: HA.
Mnem: YES IT CAN.
Mnem: HA.
Chronos: NO IT CAN'T.
Chronos: HA.
Mnem: YES IT CAN.
Mnem: HA.
Chronos: NO IT CAN'T.
Chronos: HA.
Chronos: NO IT CAN'T.
Chronos: HA.
Mnem: YES IT CAN.
Chronos: NO IT CAN'T.
Mnem: HA.
Chronos: HA.
Mnem: YES IT CAN.
Mnem: HA.
Chronos: NO IT CAN'T.
Chronos: HA.
Mnem: YES IT CAN.
Mnem: HA
Chronos: NO IT CAN'T.
Mnem: HAHAHAHA
Chronos: HA.
Mnem: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Mnem: GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chronos: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mnem: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Mnem: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Chronos: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mnem: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Chronos Dude, we are sad.
Chronos: Or high.
Chronos: Either way.
Mnem: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH... yes.
Mnem: >_>
Mnem: <_<
Mnem: ... ha.

Chronos: YOU WILL NOW HAVE MY FULL AND UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
Chronos: 8D
Chronos: 8D
Chronos: 8D
Chronos: Which for you is BAD FREAKING NEWS>
Chronos: 8D
Chronos: 8D
Chronos: 8D
Chronos: 8D
Chronos: 8D
Chronos: 8D

Chronos: OHISEE.
Chronos: SOYOUIZREMEMBERINGSTUFFSOFFTHETOPZOFYOURBALDHEAD.
Chronos: ISEEISEE.
Mnem: Everything minus the adjective.
Chronos: ADJECTIVESPWNYOURASS!
Chronos: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
Mnem: The day my ass gets pwned by an adjective is the day my ass gets disowned.
Mnem: So -disowns ass-
Chronos: -disowns Mnem's ass- 8D
Mnem: YOU ARE NO LONGER ANY ASS OF MINE!

Chronos: THE FLY OF DUCK CARE MAN BED!
Mnem: That last sentence could be interpreted in so many ways.
Chronos: BECAUSE YOUR MIND GO FLY FLY EVERYWHERE!

Mnem: Can we go blowing up kangaroos now?
Chronos: -passes a 'Roo Gun-
Chronos: Sure, go ahead.
Mnem: -hops off-
-booming sounds heard-
-mushroom cloud in the distance-
Mnem: -hops back-
Mnem: I kinda, sorta, maybe exploded Australia.
Mnem: Is that OK with you?
Chronos: Sure, why not?
Mnem: Good to hear.
Chronos: Next stop...
Mnem: Switzerland. -smirks-
Mnem: -hops off-
Chronos: To exterminate...?
Mnem: The Swiss.

Mnem: I would have had to sacrifice you to the HTML gods. Messy messy messy.

Mnem: ... now, would you mind telling me why Mad, Omu, Corrie, and Eli are all tucked up in caterpillar costumes?
Chronos: ...
Chronos: Ever stopped to think that they weren't in caterpillar costumes?
Chronos: -is slowly backing away-
Mnem: Spectacularly bad snake costumes?
Mnem: SPECTACULARLY bad mammoth costumes?

Chronos: "AFTER DEFEATING A BLACK HOLE WITH BAD GRAMMAR AND ASSHOLES, REMEMBER TO FINISH AND SAVE YOUR GODDAMN FRENCH BROCHURE."

Chronos: -facepalm-
Chronos: -facewall-
Chronos: -facefloor-
Chronos: -facepencil-
Chronos: OW

Mnem: I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY WRITTEN MY THESIS.
Chronos: -hums- I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Mnem: KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY FACEBOOK AND THE DEPRAVITY OF A RICH OLD MAN.
Chronos: RICH OLD MAN?
Chronos: OH MY GOD YOU GOLD DIGGER.
Chronos: -gasp-
Mnem: -_-
Mnem: I was referring to Henry VIII, actually.
Chronos: ... oh.

Mnem: -laughing-
Mnem: -stops laughing-
Mnem: We have that Sophomore Gayminar tomorrow.
Mnem: -frown frown frown-
Chronos: :D
Chronos: OMFG
Chronos: I REALLY FEEL LIKE HITTING SOMETHING.
Chronos: I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING>
Mnem: ... will we ever stop appending "gay" to things we don't like?
Chronos: )(#Q$&)(#*$)#@*$)@Q($V_}Q$)@!I@
Chronos: GAYLINE!
Mnem: No, we won't.
Mnem: -pats soothingly-
Chronos: GAYEM!
Mnem: -raises eyebrow-
Chronos: GAYLYSIS!
Mnem: That, love, is pushing it.
Chronos: GAYGLISH!
Mnem: IT HAS TO HAVE A LONG A SOUND, OKAY?
Chronos: Okay.
Chronos: -thinks-
Mnem: SO MODERN HISTOGAY WOULD NOT WORK.
Chronos: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Mnem: -flies the flag of sarcasm above Fort Bitterness-
Chronos: LOL
Mnem: I can see the River of Second-Guessing from here!
Chronos: Another epic Leverage line, I meant.
Mnem: And the Mountain of Subtle Insults!

~Mnem