I wouldn't give this up for all the cows in Holland

I went on a bit of a wallpaper-hunting spree today. Final body count: 31. (Damn you, National Geographic, for having such delicious beautiful photographs!)

(Note the second image in the bottom row. I predict mild trauma for those who open my laptop at inopportune moments.)

Ridiculous owl is ridiculous.

On another note, there's a disproportionate amount of pictures from cold, northerly places, such as Scotland and Canada. What can I say? I like frigid weather. Much more fun than hot weather and easier to counteract. By which I mean that when the temperature drops, you can just pile on some layers, but it doesn't really work the other way around: rising temperatures do not necessarily endorse removal of clothing.

... not entirely sure where I was going with that, but hey, have a village.

This would be the unbelievably quaint and lovely outcrop of Manarola, Italy. [insert adoration here]

5 MINUTES LATER

Gushing praise takes a lot of energy, so here's a parrot in a teacup and no context whatsoever.

One last caveat. I have my backgrounds set to change every ten minutes or so--one of the nifty little thrown-in features I love about Windows 7--and five minutes ago I was pleasantly surprised to minimize a window and find this staring me in the face.

Dutch cows + Dutch landscape + Dutch weather = global win.

~Mnemosyne

I may have got a B in math, but at least I know that 11 < 22

Unlike Chronos, who steadfastly refuses to write anything for FG anymore. If this is a boycott, then she had better hire a more competent PR agent, because I have no idea what point she is trying to prove with this strike. Girl is nuts, IMHO. Although it's not as if you didn't know that. (Overuse of the Link and Font Colour tools FTW. They aren't going to waste themselves, y'know?)

Anyhoo, iz 11:52 at night, I spent half an hour parsing through the blog to find those links (although admittedly twenty of those minutes were spent on that endlessly distracting sinkhole of funny, Very Demotivational) and I am sure as hell too lazy/tired (pick one) to finish this post off on a proper note, so I will leave you with a bunch of witty pictures and let them do the talking.

~Mnemosyne

Return of the GIMP monster + the siege of LiveJournal

Ooh, look at me, I'm so scary, rawr rawr. Me and my layers and my opacity and Gaussian blur and my slightly unnerving pop-eyed dog.

We are unsettlingly fuzzy, and we are legion.

But, I digress. Here's another random act of GIMPage to sate your hunger. Not really even FG-related this time (unless you count the repeated abuse use of my much-loved seven standard colours):

She was originally meant as a LJ header, but apparently we ungrateful non-paid members don't get to customize our themes to that extent (think of the anarchy that would result!), so I guess she gets the consolation prize of being my userpic. For what it's worth the new journal is at sock-thing.livejournal.com although it is, as of now, empty as a savvy plumber's condom packet.

OMFG A SEX JOKE
THE HILLS
RUN FOR THEM

... psych.

I have to say, I'm kind of looking forward to this journaling shtick. (Don't worry, I won't be leaving FG behind, because I still need somewhere to make fun of LJ itself.)

Here is your anarchy, people.

Muahaha.

~Mnem

Random craptastic crap from way back in our WTF days

No, that doesn't mean our "what the fk" days are behind us. It just means that we no longer own exclusive tradmarked rights to WeTheFish.ucoz.com. -weeps a little weep- I still remember the transcendant joy that coursed through our veins when we found out what the site's acronym was... wait, who am I kidding? "Transcendant joy"? I just screamed a little and Chronos went off to ransack a neighbour's place in celebration. Aah, the good old days.

Before I derail into a slobbering mess of nostalgia I'd better get back to what this post was meant to be--a few images I created in honour of our little foundling domain. Which, since said domain is gone, are now homeless. So FerretGun better get cracking on ordering that bunk bed because we've got two more useless lovely additions to our already bulging always homey picture ranks.

Whales are cool. Flying is cool. Therefore, flying whales are cool. (y)

However, dodos clucking around on the top of the earth are not so cool. You start burning your ego for fuel when the top predator around is a bird with a brain the size of a chickpea shell.

~Mnemosyne

In Other News --

HAPPY 2ND MONTH ANNIVERSARY, FERRET GUN!

That's only if you missed the image, which you probably didn't. Orange, purple, and a neon-like green is very good for catching attention, you know? So you have a penguin holding a banner with a obviously terrified ferret taking shelter behind the penguin banner holder. No, they aren't glowing like saints, why do you ask?
Firstly, I'd like to congratulate Mnemosyne and me for a continuous two months of posting! There were a few moments last month when none of us posted - quite worrisome - I've never had a blog that's lasted for more than two months, you see, but we have weathered through it and managed to dash to a 2nd month anniversary!
Secondly... we still do not have any stalkers. Quite sad, that. Let me tell you something. You may take it in either the intimidating way or the 'oh, she's trying to sound creepy' way. It isn't actually meant to be either, but [shrug].

WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

...did that scare you? Allow me to elaborate on the meaning of that statement (unless of course, you are too terrified after reading that statement to continue reading the rest of this post. Did I go slightly over the top with the large neon orange letters?). Firstly, no, we are not intricately weaving internet personalities that are 15 years old because we are 30 year old pedophiles looking for young bait. Do you hear me? WE ARE NOT. Secondly, just because we say we know where you live doesn't mean we know where you live. You know? Of course you don't, because I never make sense. Mnem introduced me to a very useful little dashboard called Blogger in Draft - it is located here. For you fellow bloggers - you know what the dashboard is, yes? For managing all your existing blogs, etc etc? Well, Blogger in Draft is a different type of dashboard that has a sole, additional function - Stats. Click and it will instantly provide you statistics on the number of visits your blog has had a certain month, week, or day! Additionally, it can show you the number of times a post has been viewed or from which countries your blog has been viewed from! Thus, you people who are too lazy to click on the stalk button... WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND WE KNOW THAT YOU VISIT THE FERRET GUN. 

So please stalk? 

Not literally, of course. Unless you really think we are 30 year old pedophiles. Which we are not. 

-Chronos

Heads Up For Regular Posters - [There's Only Two of them Anyway]

Well. Our third month anniversary is coming up soon! We have been doing quite well in posting continuously -- though, if you are paying attention, we haven't posted much in the past few days. Normally Mnem is the sole and serial poster here while I writhe in the pit of no inspirations or just too goddamned lazy.

Our general goal: Post either several times a day or once for every day. Try to exceed the number of days in the month with the number of overall posts for that month. If I remember correctly, we didn't do that last month. At the moment, the month of May has the most posts.

Okay. You people, who actually bother to read what I write when it isn't random or wtf, here is the heads up.
Apparently Blogger made a pact or affiliation or contract with this website called Zemanta.

Related articles by Zemanta

• Zemanta Now Native on Blogger.com! (techparade.blogspot.com)

Well. I didn't put that in. I just clicked on the gadget by Zemanta and it inserted the website for me. What this Zemanta widget does is that it follows what you type in your post and provides relevant links or pictures. Of course, you have to frequently press the green update button to have new suggestions. The good thing about this is you do not have to open another tab -- or several - with Google to search for relevant pictures / articles to link. Hell, I could spam the word 'anime' and it would give me anime pictures. I think.
[test]
Anime Angel Beats Anime Angel Beats [presses update button].
Okay. Never mind. I lied. The update button is a little screwy. The REFINE button, on the other hand... type in the name of the query and most likely, it will give you something. Well, for regular posters, just a handy little function you might want to play with.

Edit: We does not like Zemanta.
On a random note, Daughtry is great. Especially Tennessee Line.

Image via Wikipedia

Wrong album cover, but I put it in just the same. Tennessee Line is from the album Leave this Town by Daughtry.

-Chronos
On another note, here's a new mystery -- Mnemosyne has went missing! Where could she possibly be? Free internet cookies to whoever finds out. -munches on a cookie- What's that? Where did I get this cookie? ... I'm admin. I'm entitled to free cookies. Of course, if you solve the mystery quickly enough, you might get a cookie before I empty out the cookie jar.

Virtual money = the root of all virtual evil

Well.

I've just remembered that my paid membership at Writing.com expires on the 31st of July. I have almost precisely the same amount of GPs in my account as it takes to purchase a 12-month Basic membership (same as I'm on right now), but it would take me a hell of a long time to make that much money up again, plus I don't know whether I'm going to be writing much over the next year or so.

I've been a member of WDC for roughly two and a half years now; I won an Upgraded membership in a contest, scraped up enough money to continue it for six months, and then lapsed into a Basic membership for a year. And now it's come to this. Funny thing is, I've gone through that entire period of time without committing a single cent of actual money to this site. One of the things I love about WDC is that their virtual money (Gift Points, or GPs) is not exceedingly difficult to come by if you're good at writing, or mediocre at writing, or really really enthusiastic at reviewing (funnily enough they have a review reward system which I messed around with for a while before deciding that I didn't have enough of a stomach for criticizing other peoples' work), or, you know, really good at conning a few bucks out of naive folks. End product being me having more cash on the site than I do in real life. Odd, innit?

But back to the problem. Will I or won't I? I don't anticipate being active much there, other than to screw around in the I&Os with my friends and maybe enter the occasional contest or two. And if that strange and useless story I'm working on ever gets finished (hell, as if anything I write ever gets an ending of any sort) then maybe--maybe--it will be unfortunate enough to end up in my port where people can stare at it for a bit before pulling a random number out of their ass and giving me that many stars and a few words of encouragement but zip to nada sentences of actual constructive criticism--

If it sounds like I hate the site, then fine. If it sounds like I love it, fine as well, because I probably do.

-stares at membership purchase screen-

Eh, what the hell. -clicks-

The email tells me I've now got one Basic membership expiring the 31st of August 2011. Which comes out to 199,550 GPs down the drain.

But see, this is what's nice about having your own little cache of virtual money. You can waste it any goddamn way you like.

~Mnem- "No, I'm not bitter. Why do you ask?" -osyne

DeviantArt: Where ART meets Application!

... says the tagline next to the website title. I don't know what it means. Personally, I think something more unoriginal is DeviantArt: The Power of... a Second Imagination (No, I'm not copping-out from my Fanfiction post or my O'er an Irish Pot of Gold post... why do you ask?) !
Ugh. I had to put a space between that exclamation mark and question mark. They look so... inharmonious together.
I'm getting off track here!
DeviantArt is for, as the title suggests, art. I have no idea where the Deviant came from, but artists there are affectionately dubbed 'Deviants', which suggests to me that this website came from the dark side, where they have many good cookies (No, I have not been influenced by any shirts, why do you ask?).
DeviantArt (yes, I will link it every time I mention it) is home to both fan and original arts. It's like fanfiction and fictionpress combined... except it's art! Categories include Digital art, Photography (where egotistical Deviants post many, many pictures of themselves -- Photoshopped, of course), film, animation, drawings, even LITERATURE (surprised here) -- well, yeah, basically whatever is counted as art. What's neat about this website is that you can print a piece of art you are viewing onto a custom made mug / shirt / whatever!
... you know, I really can't say much about this website and be snarky in the process. Damn.
I'm a Deviant there myself. Of course, that's if you count the fact that I make no a few tremendous contributions to the community by not posting any artwork.
My habits aside, there are some very talented artists there. Check it out.
Edit: Agh, how could I forget. I should post a picture of the kind of work you CAN find in DeviantArt.
This one really caught my eye - it is by Deviant Ravenari (if you wish for me to remove it, I will).

 Pretty, isn't it? Click on it to enlarge. This belongs to Ravenari. Do you hear me?

-Chronos "I think the Deviants will begin a witch hunt soon... for who? Guess."

P.S. Damn. I hope that Fanfiction, Fiction Press, and DeviantArt are happy - I just did free advertising for them! Well, sort of.

Music Player - MixPod.com

Well, it turns out that I wasted one night looking for a media playlist to embed into Ferret Gun. Wasted? Why, you ask?
Note to self: Next time, just ask Mnem to look for it. 
I slept at effing 1 am trying to get all sorts of players to work - streaming, embedding from other websites - and to think everything was in this one site - MixPod.com. It's damn cool. Check it out.

No, I am not bitter, no matter how much it seems like it.
A few things about this player --

• The volume is set really low so as not scare people away from Ferret Gun. Turn up your computer volume to listen to the songs! It is on autostart, meaning, it will begin as soon as you open up Ferret Gun.
• We include not only English, but Japanese songs as well. The playlist has a function that will allow you to skip over things, so do not fret if you do not like some of the songs.
• The playlist is 13 songs long. The original list was 21, but we cut it down for both our sakes and yours as well (if there are any requests to see the full list, it is just an addition of Linkin Park and Simple Plan -- nothing too big). 

Track List

1. Check Yes Juliet by We the Kings
2. Your Call by Secondhand Serenade
3. Farewell Farewell by Mary Black
4. Sakura by Ikimono Gakari
5. Ichiban no Takaramono by Girls Dead Monster
6. Alchemy by Girls Dead Monster
7. My Song by Girls Dead Monster
8. Dirty Little Secret by the All-American Rejects
9. Move Along by the All-American Rejects
10. Parting Song by Kajiura Yuki
11. You Found Me by the Fray
12. Over my Head (Cable Car) by the Fray
13. How to Save a Life by the Fray

Currently, since the site that produces the playlist is being retarded, this function will be wonky until I upload every single song I want to use. 
This was a win website... until now.
Go to this extremely helpful post to figure out what I am trying to do if you want to do it for yourself.
Yay, it works now! :)
WELCOME TO FERRET GUN, NINJA MP3 PLAYER.

-Chronos

Fanfiction: The Power of Imagination

It took me a while, but I finally stopped walking into trees poles over-sized cheese graters thinking, starting with throwing aside all rational thought to bring you this post.
Firstly, most of you people who probably have a life and don't constantly browse the Internet might not have heard of the site named Fanfiction.net. That's right, click on it...
Damn. I really thought I got their tag line right. Fine. It's Fanfiction - Unleash your Imagination now. I can't strikeout the title so deal with it, because I'm not bothered to place my hand on the mouse, which is currently trying to bite my fingers off -- no, I do not have an overactive imagination. It would be nice if we had real mice as mice though. You know what I mean?
... probably not, since I appear to be babbling nonsensically most half of the time. Onward with the boring introduction in a sad attempt to get you to join!
Fanfiction is a neat little site, see? Fanfictions, firstly, are stories based on ideas that already exist because the authors there cannot be bothered to come up with their own ideas are fanatical followers of a certain book / comic / anime / etc. like the idea of events happening that might not have occurred in the original base's storyline. For example -- take Leverage, a TV series of pure awesomeness. Go read the link I provided for you if you don't know what it is. Of course, it goes to say that if you do not know about Leverage, you are full of pure FAIL- yes, I have a tendency to insult people unintentionally.
Have you read the article? Good. Take Nate and Sophie. You could switch their pasts in a fanfiction, if you so wish. Hell, do what you want! Explicit content included! You have the freedom to do what you wish with the storyline, the characters - go kill off a few of them, some people would like to see those kind of ideas!
Fanfiction is a world domination plot just waiting to happen, after all. You wouldn't want to miss out on it, hm?

-Chronos "Yes, I write on Fanfiction too"

P.S. Fanfiction has a sister / brother / sibling site named FictionPress.com. I wouldn't know if they were created by the same people, but the layout looks pretty damn close. FictionPress is for ORIGINAL WORKS ONLY. A place where Mnem should go someday soon.
P.P.S. Romeo and Juliet: Failed will soon be updated!
P.P.P.S. About Mnem's cryptic post prior, a tragedy has befallen someone we know. I might talk more of it on a later date.

Only If You Videotape It: "Win 'Haha' Sites" continued

I feel obligated to expand on Chronos' site picks, specifically the Cheezburger.com one. Like she said, we're both teenagers, so if you get offended easily by bad taste and risqué puns then maybe you kinda shouldn't be here. -winks-

I Can Has Cheezburger? The original site, stuffed with cute/funny cat pictures that border on the inhumane. I still remember a time when it was a free-standing webpage with none of this ICHC network thing going on. Of course, that was back in early 2007 or something, which might as well be in the Victorian era as far as the Internet is concerned.

Very Demotivational. For snarkier fare than lolcats can offer, this is the place to go. I've pulled a couple of blog pictures off of there, including the (infamous?) "next time just buy the goddamn cookies" pic from waaaaay back in May.

Crazy Things Parents Say. Except it's not just parents, it's the whole gamut of relations--I've even seen ones about girlfriends' dads or sisters' boyfriends and the like. Sample quote:

Me: I don’t see why I can’t have innocent sleepovers with boys.
Dad: I don’t want you having sex with boys!
Me: But I can have sleepovers with girls… is sex with girls OK?
Dad: Only if you videotape it and I get a share of the profits.

Historic LOLs. In my humble opinion it's one of the best new sites on the ICHC network, and since it specializes in Ye Olde Pictures and Ye Olde Inside Jokes it tends to come off as a bit more arcane (and well-punctuated, ye gods) than the other sites.

Failbook. Bringing you the absolute best and worst of Facebook. You start losing faith in the online presence of sentient beings after a couple of pages. But then there's the odd "win" one, so that's alright. -huddles in corner sucking thumb-

Learn From My Fail. Stupid things people do. A bit of a happier, trust-me-on-this atmosphere than FML, though, and you usually don't need brain bleach afterwards. -underlines "usually"- No promises, mate.

Pundit Kitchen. Political humour that doesn't make you want to wince. Try searching for "Putin" and you will never look at the Russian PM the same way again. Oh, and the ones about Biden. Maybe one day I'll do a PK special...

Art of Trolling. More online WTF; despite the official web page name of "Chatroulette Trolls", the featured pictures tend to have a fairly even balance between the aforesaid Chatroulette, Yahoo! Answers, Omegle, and sometimes the occasional (hacked) Wikipedia page. Attention! Attention! NOT safe for work! NOT SAFE FOR WORK! You have been warned. -dimples-

Hacked IRL. For the non-savvy chunk of our nonexistent audience, IRL means in real life, and hacked means... well, if you don't know what hacked means then you'd better scuttle back to your Commodore 64s before you hurt yourself on the Internet. (Here, have a Band-Aid. Don't touch the motherboard.) For everyone else, Hacked IRL is the result of pranksters exercising digital tomfoolery on the real world. Expect graffiti. Lots of graffiti. Hell, my MSN icon came from that site. Can you tell I'm fond of it? Huh, thought not.

~Mnemosyne

Dora the Explorer makes a Comeback! Win "Haha" Sites!

You know, I've just realized I haven't posted any of the things I've said I would post in my "And O'er the Irish Pot of Gold" post. I believe Mnem has done a few of them? -rechecks- Never mind.

I bring you Win Sites.
Since I'm in the 'Haha' kind of mood, I'll give you the most popular websites to have a good laugh, ranging from kids who don't know any better to the wise elderly. I am a teenager though, so bear in mind my take on these are strictly limited by cliques and sites that people just know about (so basically, unless you are a teenager, it's useless reading this post. Hooray for contradictions.).

FMLife.com - The place for you complaining lot.
I say it is for complainers, and it is true. It is also good for people who are sadistic and like laughing at other people's misery (which is, essentially, what everyone who goes to that site does unless they are trying to post). Make sure to check the "you deserved it" box to really leave some icing on the cake. That aside, you can really read that thing for hours. Other people's misery is really good for forgetting your own, you know?

ICanHazCheezburger.com - The place for you visual learning lot. But... do you really learn?
A wonderful database and collection of fail photos taken by people around the globe with no life who happened to get lucky taking a picture which had a possibility of being a hit with the addition of a mere subtitle. Home to people such as cat lovers who love torturing their cats by making them wear clothes that are way too small for them or attacking them with ferrets and people who are masochists who just love getting hurt a lot, browse the different categories and you'll surely end up with something stupid that will make you laugh.
They are so powerful that Mnem and I can just send each other links of fail pictures for 20 minutes without getting bored. Now that's saying something.

IBQuotes.com - The place for them suicidal juniors or seniors.
If you're in High School completing IB, there is no way in hell you will not know about this website. Brought to you by teenagers who are up shit creek in the same boat as you are, this website provides damnably true quotes about the hell of IB - ranging from teachers who can't understand when enough is enough to procrastinating by posting quotes when you're supposed to be working. Well, we all get distracted sometimes.

MyLifeIsAverage.com - The place for you lot who are sick of FML.
Well, it could also be the other way around. Filled to the brim with stories that are just so goddamned epic, you turn to MLIA after your sides hurt from laughing too much at FML posts. Some of these are just "aw" or "damn", which is a good breather before returning to laugh at FML.
Yeah, this isn't good for much except to stop looking at FML for a few moments. But honestly, some of these are great.

My brother plays World of Warcraft and found out you could get the title of "the Explorer" in the game. He changed his character's name to Dora so he would be seen as Dora the Explorer. He's 17. MLIA

Hell yeah.
If you're in my timezone and are looking at the post time, yeah, fine, it's almost 12 am in the morning. Can't sleep. Haven't posted in a while though, so this is a good time for it.
Do you notice I'm not posting anything about the World Cup? :D

-Chronos

[insert witty comment here]

Hi.

Can't think of anything to write.

I've been reading random TV Tropes pages all day. Fun stuff. It's the kind of website where you go, "Oh, I'll just open this link..." and you end up clicking and clicking and opening tabs and new windows until you realize your CPU's froze. And then you kick it back into life and open some more tabs. Yes, it's like that.

I like that website. They're a wiki, like that famous one, but they're much breezier and more casual, and the Tropers (in-universe nickname for the long-suffering contributors) have a definite sense of humour which comes through at least once an article. Plus it helps that they know what they're doing.

It's 10:04 at night and I'm kinda sleepy, so I guess this is where the post will end.

Sorry Chronos.

~Mnem

EDIT: Whoa, sorry. The title was originally enclosed in angle brackets, but due to Blogger's inherent stupidity built-in HTML recognition capability, the text disappeared, which is apparently what happens when it sees HTML tags it can't read. Hence the square brackets.

Yeh. Sorry for the flashy entrance, but if you're complaining about Blogger... :)

-Chronos 

171. On training missions, try not to shoot down the General’s helicopter.

Chronos has been missing in action for a couple of days. Maybe she's gone AWOL. One thing I know for certain is that friendly fire had nothing to do with it. -hides bazooka behind back- Mm hmmm...

On a similar note, there is apparently a specialist (no joke, it's an actual rank--jeez) in the US Army who has a lot of free time on his hands and the appropriate amount of crazy awesome to make up for it. Thus was born Skippy's List: essential reading for anybody planning to enlist, already enlisted, thinking about enlisting, or completely uninterested in any of these but looking for a good laugh and further proof of humanity's creativity.

Additionally the guy keeps a blog and comes across as a genuinely kind, funny person. Of course it helped that the third entry in is about ferrets. No joke. Skippy keeps ferrets. (proof)

Anyways, I figure I've bored you enough with some actual writing and no lol pictures, so here are my top five items from the List (not counting that gem up in the title):

18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous “Barbie Girl Dance” while on duty.

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

81. May not bring a drag queen to the battalion formal dance.

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

198. Not allowed to lead a “Coup” during training missions.

~Mnemosyne

X marks the spot

OMFG, we're on Gooooooooogle. -cheers-

If you type in "ferretgun blogger" (no quotes needed), the first result is our beloved blog. Innit wonderful? It is. Yes it is.

~Mnemosyne

Bizarr-o

(click to make it big)

I love the Bizarro comics. They're fun, not entirely sensical and sometimes very very on-the-mark. "Uncle Tutu" up there is the creepiest one of them all, which is no mean feat when you're sharing eyespace with the Queen of Odd herself.


~Mnem- "Of Course She's Not Adopted" -osyne

Oh no! The vase is Cracked.com

To distract from my exceedingly fail pun, I will show you a picture.


Meh, so what? I hear you say. Just another Meatloaf album. Nothing I don't see at the local charity bazaar.

Well, jibes about your shopping habits aside, you are completely correct. Boring picture. Seriously.

So take a look at this one instead:


Wow! What was that sound I just heard? Was it the sound of your brains imploding from sheer awesomeness?

Just kidding. Of course not. That ain't the sound of brains imploding... after all, only spleens produce that distinctive squelching noise upon collapse.

But really, innit cooooool? It's Batman on a motorcycle. (Sorry, Bat-cycle--before I get dismembered by fans.) Batman on a Bat-cycle jumping out of Hell. Infinitely more eye-catching than the original album artwork.

And where did I find this aesthetic wonder? Top right-hand corner of the pic says "Cracked.com". Hmm, wonder if that has anything to do with it...

For the slower readers, I shall spell it out in neon letters: Cracked is awesome.

~Mnem- "Plugging Random Websites FTW" -osyne