Greek Pseudonyms

We are bored and we have no lives even though we are supposed to be studying for our final exams, so we decided to compile a list of Greek pseudonyms for our friends for your boredom enjoyment. Hell, you better enjoy it! Do you know how long we took to compile this list out of our study time? Then again, it's probably our fault. <- Hates blaming herself for anything. ;)
So here it is. If you're reading this post, and you think this list includes you, you will know who you are. :P Names in initials for anonymity.

Girls

• S.H .......... Lyssa ("anger")
• Constantly raging at life and her mom. Mostly her mom, for making her life crap. According to her, in any case.
  
• A.S .......... Eusebia ("piety")
• Eusebia's so very pure. That doesn't mean we walk on eggs in her presence, just means she's easier to trick into repeating dirty phrases in front of a large audience.
• A.T .......... Eirene ("peace")
• Eirene wouldn't hurt a fly unless it interfered with her study schedule.
• S.P .......... Methe ("drunkenness")
• Methe's the kind of girl who gets high on oxygen. Too bad the Greeks didn't have a word for "wasted".
• I.M .......... Neikea ("quarrels")
• The less said the better.
• S-M.L .......... Polyhymnia ("muse of choral poetry")
•  To tell you the truth, I have no idea where this came from. -points at Mnem- IT WAS ALL HER. But, in any case, Polyhymnia likes singing. That's probably why.
• A.W ......... Hestia ("hearth")
• Honestly? I LOL-ed when Mnem threw this name in. Hestia? Hearth? Pfft. Bah, Mnem, you add something. I can't think of anything. :S 
• M.N.......... Euphrosyne ("joy, mirth")
• Unfortunately, she is going to be leaving this year! -weeps- No, I am not being sarcastic. It sounds like it, but I'm not. Euphrosyne's never in a bad mood... unless you count reveling in the joy of verbally bashing some of her not-so-good-at-teaching teachers until a hit combo of a sideways eight was reached (Yes, I like making video game comparisons. What are you going to do, sue me?). Believe me, its happened.
• L.T........... Lycorias ("blond Nereid")
• She swims like a fish. I swear. I'm in her P.E class. That, and she's blonde. Not much to be said. Potential candidates for her pseudonym were Eirene and Euphrosyne... but they were already taken. 
• Y.S........... Thalia ("Muse of Comedy")
• ... she rivals Methe. If you thought that wasn't possible before, too bad, it is now. Let's also add the fact that she talks like she has microphone attached to speakers turned waaaaaaaaay up.
• E.D........... Concordia ("unanimity")
• Help!

Boys

• A.R .......... Atlas ("hell if I know")
• Quote Mnem: 'So goddamn tall!' There are people taller than him. 's just that he's the tallest person that we're actually familiar with. 
• M.C ......... Mania ("madness")
• From cracking perverted jokes in addition to being the dedicated wifey of Lethe, Mania represents everything that is - sad to say - WTF. If Lethe and Mania are either both men or women in actuality... ... ... ... who cares? They're still married (not in real life, anyway. They sure ACT like it though).
• A.N .......... Lethe ("forgetfulness")
• He forgets. A lot. Let the fact that Mnem was verbally bashing him for not bringing in his part of the project, in addition to my attempt to wrangle him at another group member's request be known. 

 And let us not forget the gracious creators of this blog ;P (Well, one of them can only really be called gracious, anyway).

• Mnemosyne - 'Memory'
• The embodiment of the stereotypical overachiever. Take THAT, Mnem! In any case, the first snarky comments about our wonderful -cough- friends originated from her tiny head, but large brain. No, she does not have a head like Jimmy Neutron does. Although, if it were a cartoon, yep, she'd be Jimmy without a doubt. 
• Chronos / Kairos - 'Time'
• The person writing this post. You know me well enough, I guess. I have a messed up sense of time in light of the 'do homework first, game later.' No, no, you have it all wrong. It must be 'game first, screw the homework.' 

-Chronos

Five weird things you get when you type "ferret gun" into Google

So we're trying to find our blog on Google search (if you're reading this after the original posting, could you give it a whirl and report back? Thanks) and--while the previous post has some very strong words about the outcome of this exercise--it wasn't in vain. For, you see, Google does some very weird things when it's forced to search for "ferret guns".

5. Animal cruelty

Now I haven't actually watched the video because I'm on a school computer and I'm afraid of being suspended for partaking in unsavoury spectacles, but you have to admit that a video titled "Hunting with dogs ferret guns" will never be something you can show to the grandkids.

4. Badly punctuated titles of questionable use

In a similar vein, there appears to be a site dedicated to (in their own words) "BOOKS SHOOTING,STALKING,FERRETS." While their italicized enthusiasm is commendable, any site that dares to label itself "The UK's Leading Producer of Fieldsports DVDs and Videos" had better get their grammar together before they get hacked into a mindless PETA botnet.

And if that does happen, I had nothing to do with it... I can never get the font to look right anyways.

Besides, who needs a book on stalking ferrets? Aren't underage girls good enough for you?

3. In Russia, gun ferrets you!

Fail meme, but apparently the folks down in St. Petersburg have launched a program aiming to get illegal guns back in the hands of those to whom they rightfully belong, so people can commit murder with a legally acquired firearm. You try to spot the awkwardness in that sentence. Found it? Yeah! Everybody knows that you must always refer to St. Petersberg as "up in St. Petersburg"...

2. Things that don't even make sense

You're not the only one with a gun, bitch. - FERRETS!

... WTF? Even we don't do that. WTF?

1. -snicker-

Copy-pasted from the original description: "HMS Ferret was a 10-gun sloop launched in 1704 and captured by the French in 1706." (from this Wikipedia article)

There are so many things wrong with that sentence. Ferret? Seriously? Someone must have employed the "open a dictionary and point randomly at a word" naming technique.

Either that, or the ferrets are building a navy.

~Mnem- "Not Another Thing We Have To Run Away From" -osyne

Ferrets?

Y'know, I just realized, even with our Blogger being called "theferretgun", we have a general absence of ferrets or ferretiness. So, I take it upon myself (because Mnem dearly loves taking her time on her posts so she can maximize the level of intelligence she SOUNDS like she has - don't worry, she's just as retardus as me. :P) to give you... FERRETS.

Yes, we kick out the competition. Ferrets FTW.
Don't misunderstand though, I like cats too.
Of course, there's always internal strife.

-Chronos

WE ARE INVISIBLE.

If you have tabs available to you, open a new one.
Go to Google or Yahoo or some search engine that piles thousands upon millions of results on you when you type in a word.
Got it open? Good. Copy and paste our blog title (in Japanese) and see if the link that you get is http://theferretgun.blogger.com/.
It isn't? Then, sadly, we must declare a verdict.

WTF WHY THE HELL ARE WE INVISIBLE?! 

Yes, it is in bold because this is a tragic, tragic day for ferretgun. 

All the drama aside (very important drama, mind you). 
Since it seems appropriate, I'm going to give you another fruit picture.

FRAP NO ONE IS ABLE TO FIND US IN A SEARCH ENGINE.

Yes, frap. I finally get to use my new word. Know the word crap? Replace the 'c' with an 'f' instead. 

Currently, I am sitting next to Mnem, competing to see who can get this post up first. JUST so you know, Blogger posts in the order of whoever starts writing first, not whoever posts first, so yeah. Mnem started writing earlier, but I posted first. >:D Take that! Lalalalalala~
Edit: No, apparently my stuff came up first. o.O

So THAT'S probably why no one is joining. Find us! Find us! We need people!

But this IS a exchange diary, so as long you have two people, we can make this work I guess. 

  
-Chronos
This is retardus. I forgot my tags again. -_-

 This is sad. I'm putting this in my own post.

But this is just a reminder.

REMEMBER YOUR EFFING TAGS FOR BLEEP'S SAKE.

I don't even know what bleep is. Fill it in or something. 

  

And so, the Hunter becomes the Hunted.

Sounds like a good movie title.
That aside...
Ohh dear.
I think the food has gotten Mnem. Of course, all we need to do is bring in some really hungry people that like fruits. Don't mention to them that there is a chance of the ravenous food chewing through their stomach walls... if they haven't so already with your throat or fingers.

AUUUUUUUUGH IT'S GOT ME TOO!
Wait... when the hell did it get here?!
-crunch-

-Chronos 'Too busy trying to save her fingers atm to finish this post'

Collapse of the food pyramid

You know we're screwed when the adorable little monsters parodied in that last post fight back with a blockade on photographic proof of their existence.

~Mnem- "If We Harnessed The Power Of That Last Run-On Maybe We Could Build A Nuke" -osyne

Inversion of the food pyramid

Well, I appear to have located your source for those hilarious fruit pictures...

... although it does appear that the source isn't too keen on being discovered. 'Cos I saw this guy outside the door.

Well, you know, it's just a bread roll. With a knife, okay, but it's a bread roll. Sure it's got teeth but those are bread teeth! What's it gonna do, crust us to death?

So we don't ever have to worry about--

OMFG ruuuuun!

~Mnem- "Even The Snacks Are Out To Get Us" -osyne

I iz hungry.

I'm seriously going to go nuts. Haven't eaten for ages. Getting into dangerous territory, now--as in I'll-rip-your-head-off-if-you-mention-munchies dangerous. And then I log in to FerretGun and what do I see? Lemons. And then I scroll down (stupid me) and see the sachertorte again and ARGH. I'm going to die if I don't eat anything.

There isn't much in the kitchen. What'll I have, then? Bread. I hope there's bread. I like plain bread better than toast, for some reason, especially if it's still soft. Mmm. Bread and butter and jam. Not peanut butter or Nutella (even though Nutella's good too). Speaking of Nutella, I find it odd that everyone refers to it as a chocolate spread when it's so very clearly got hazelnuts on the front. Yet it tastes just like chocolate. Where did all the nuts go? WHERE?!

Ew, don't misinterpret that. Ew. Sick-minded -unintelligible-

Anyways, I'd write more but I really need to eat before I start chewing on the laptop. Ciao.

~Mnem- "FOOD FOOD FOOD" -osyne

YOU HAVE A CLEAR SINGLE SPACING PROBLEM. (Y)

GET ON RUNESCAPE OR MSN MORON. 8D

And there are some labels applicable to this post, which I added for you.

NO FOOD?! It MUST be a conspiracy! >:D

-Chronos

Edit: Hey, no touching my tags. >:D

The World has Gone Mad

What's that, you say?

WORLD DOMINANCE WITH ONE DELICIOUSLY DELECTABLE CAKE/PASTRY/DESSERT?

Alas, my plan of world domination will come to fruition!
Haha. Fruits. Fruition.

My bad 'supposed' pun sense aside... basically, you're saying, that if I have a country and a freakishly good cake, I can take over the world?
Yessss. Of course, I neglect to mention the other vitally important stuff, but please let me revel in the elation of this 'discovery'. Please and thank you.

Well, if it was that easy... 

The world has gone mad! Speaking of which, have you ever stopped to think how crazy some people are sometimes? Y'know, like the fact that I'm up at this time of day writing an entry for a exchange diary? Or perhaps the fact that this nonsensical exchange diary even exists to offer absurd ideas such a world domination through the creation of a sweet, chocolate (is what it seems to be, anyway) layered cake? 
Dear me, I make a lot of mistakes when typing. I use run-on sentences too. I begin to rant uncontrollably as well. It's quite fun to do that. Ever tried it yourself? Talking on and on and on in a post that no one will bother to read nor care to read, while you delude yourself with notions that your entry, as well as the blog itself, will skyrocket to fame through the random coincidence of a talent agent scout finding it and actually wasting their life READING it? You can understand that feeling, can't you?
Ah, I remember the day when someone called me crazy when they expected for me to snap and verbally maul them until a hit combo of a sideways eight was reached. Of course, all I said for what they had to tell me was "Okay! That's great to know", thus bestowing me with the title of 'crazy'. Who isn't? Ever met a single normal person on this world? No. Because they don't exist! We're all retards at some point, y'know? Of course, I'm not even crazy. I'm not even delusional, psychotic, or insane. I'm a being from beyondddddd the plane because of my sheer WTF.
That's right. WTF. If you're pondering the meaning of that word, that's fine. No one can possibly comprehend my advanced babbling speeds, even though I'm not even talking right now. I am LMAOing right now though.
Wow. My muse has been particularly active in the last 10 minutes. I managed to write this much. :D
Good muse.
I think I actually need to get some sleep or I'll keel over and smash my head into the keyboard at any momentaewoijfo;ewijflkdsjfklajsdfasdf.

-Chronos 
YES I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED MY LABELS.

P.S. Mnem, you must have taken that all from Wikipedia or something, or I am officially declaring you
SAD. JUST SAD. But on the other hand, Vienna sounds pretty damn awesome. I always get it mixed up with Venice. :D 
I'll expect to see a mob after you soon, what with that comment about America! (Y) 

The sweet Sachertorte of global dominance

So they've released a list of the world's best cities to live in. Number one is--a touch surprisingly--Vienna, Austria. Runners-up are Swiss powerhouses Zurich and Geneva, which is quite frankly not surprising at all. Switzerland as a whole has a reputation for being clean and safe and pleasant, all factors in the judging of the list. But Vienna? Really?

Well, despite its low-profile reputation, Vienna really does seem quite impressive (on paper at least). It's the same city which produced such visionary souls as Joseph Haydn, Franz Schubert, and Johann Strauss; on a more prosaic level, it's home to the mouthwatering Sachertorte and--what? You've never heard of it before? Screw you! (Don't quote me on that.)


Baked goods aside, Vienna's pretty damn vibrant, it's got buckets of history, it's modern and hospitable and amenable to human life, with all its finicky demands. The real icing on our torte is of course the fact that it plays host to the biggest and by some accounts the best orchestra in the world. A consultant for the project commented that "There's probably a little bit more to do in Austria than Switzerland--I would think the symphony is better--but we're splitting hairs between countries." Pretty skinny hairs, too, as Vienna beat out Zurich by just over half a point. Competitive.

Oh, and for comparison, New York (yes, of "I Heart NY" fame) came out at number 49. Forty-fricking-nine! How's that feel, America?

~Mnem- "And They Wonder Why I Like Europe Better Than The US" -osyne

Runescape and Fooood

Dungeoneering FTW. That includes 'Follow the Leader'. Y'know what I'm talking 'bout, right Mnem? :P
You take too long for lunch. I bet your food looks like this:

It's too... -clears throat- terrifying cute to eat, right? I can understand. Of course, all food must look like this, despairing in their final moments before they make it down the digestive tract... trying to appear cute whilst quietly persuading you that eating them is bad.

But then again, we humans have to eat and survive and all...
Let us take comfort in the fact that this watermelon certainly ain't going down without a fight. I can imagine a nice dent in your skull from that faucet... blunt object alert!

I love these pictures. I have to make a label for it... >:)

-Chronos
OMFG I FORGOT MY LABELS AGAIN!? If this keeps up I have to start posting my Cruising signature in my own posts...

Enter the bad art

Two things today.

First of all, I'd like to formally introduce the newest addition to our FerretGun family, the We Fail! - Designs page. (Bolded and redded in deference to Chronos' preferred writing style. :-P) I'm not terribly good at explaining things, and besides Chronos did it much better on the page itself, so I'll let y'all hike over and parse through it yourselves. Suffice to say that it's a repository for all the works of horror art that she and I have brought, kicking and screaming and server-crashing, into this world.

Second thing is I've got rid of that horrible little border around all our images. I don't know about the other things but that header up there sure looks a lot nicer without being enclosed in a grey box.

~Mnem- "Da Vinci We Ain't" -osyne

Owl in black and white

Awriiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I really do love graphic design. Not long ago I even considered it an option in my career choices list. Sadly, reality soon set in, and I consigned my hobby to being just that: a hobby. Because, see, I'm not terribly good at it. Talk to Chronos and she'll mention something to the effect of my not having access to Photoshop--but that isn't half the story. Thing is, I limit myself. I'm scared of intricacy, scared of colours. I work in black and white. (Psychoanalyze that, Freud.)

The practical Mnem will say it's because monochrome is easier; it uses up less disk space; it has a cleaner, more elegant look. The fanciful Mnem will spin some sort of story about how I subconsciously want to categorize the world into black or white, no grey, no smudges--that, through restricting my palette choices, I'm trying to get a handle on my world. Then again, Fanciful Mnem believes in ghosts and wears socks in bed. I'll let that speak for itself.

~Mnem- "Return Of The LOLWTF Owl" -osyne

Edit: I invoked Freud... that means I'm legally obliged to mention sex. So here it is. SEX SEX SEX SEXUAL REPRESSION SEX can I go now? Thanks.

Woot I finally get to use this.
Lol. :D

-Chronos

And I finally get to use this.
~Mnem

For Chronos, with love

Don't misconstrue what I just said. Ew. I don't love her that way. :-P

But here's a present for Chronos in light of her new responsibilites.


~Mnem- "I Spend Way Too Much Time On This Stuff" -osyne

Boredom.

Since I'm unbearably bored, I'm randomly going to post this.

*Click* on the picture. :)
The point of this post... well...
Note the second line where it says 'draft'.

TYPE FASTER MNEM. :D 

Ya need fast posts to make an exchange diary interesting. :P

Edit: Rofl this post came out before hers. (Y) 
Edit 2: *Click here*

-Chronos

Notice!

I will only be cruising (in other words, editing) posts if I see the following:

1. Spelling errors.
2. Inappropriateness.
3. Posts without labels/tags.
4. Posts that double space for no apparent reason (single space pl0x!)
5. And any others that I might come up with soon. 

Edit: If you have a post that goes under a new category, go ahead and add the label. Please try to use the existing labels as much as possible; we don't want the label list spanning the length of the page! 

Bizarr-o

(click to make it big)

I love the Bizarro comics. They're fun, not entirely sensical and sometimes very very on-the-mark. "Uncle Tutu" up there is the creepiest one of them all, which is no mean feat when you're sharing eyespace with the Queen of Odd herself.


~Mnem- "Of Course She's Not Adopted" -osyne

Buzzer!

Now this is less like an exchange diary and more like a spam war. (Y)

:B Well, we can have our fun every once in a while.

-Chronos 

Edit: Well, that was an unnecessary war. :P That lasted for, what, 5 minutes? Oh well. 

There will be blood. And pinkness

Even though the title sounds like a medical problem.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Count on it, woman. >:D

~Mnem- "The Battle Starts Now" -osyne

Edit: Battle called off! Chronos had a change of heart and reinstated me on the admin board. This was a once-in-a-lifetime bombardment, though, 'cos we've promised to stay out of posts unless absolutely necessary.
~Mnem- "Let's Bury The Hatchet (Between The Enemy's Shoulder Blades)" -osyne

:B

Remember the power of the SUPREME admin. :)

Edit: Sorry, I did start the fight. :P -puts Mnem back on the admin team- Don't try to revoke mine now (if possible). From now on, we stay outta each other's posts. Capice Capisce? Unless absolutely necessary (like a spelling error or something). :D

-Chronos

And we leave big calling cards when we do edit. -gently corrects "capice"-
~Mnem "I'm Sorry Too" -osyne

'T is fine. 8D
Remember to add your tags though. I will invade your post if necessary to remind youuuu.
Organization is key. 
-Chronos

HUNGER STRIKE!

I've been deprived of my admin privileges ... just because of a little incident with pink ink. Well, maybe it wasn't so little. But -points accusing finger- she started it!


~Mnem- "Give Me Back The Edit Button Or So Help Me" -osyne

Plans for the Future (INVADED!)

Well, well, it has finally come down to this, hasn't it?

Firstly... I WANT TO GO TO TONY ROMAS TOMORROW.
Yes, that is included within 'plans for the future'. Don't get caught up in cliches.

University scenario:
I will stalk Mnem to her university. We will live in the same apartment, and I shall cook and clean while she makes an even bigger mess for me to clean helps. One day, I will come back to the apartment, and she will be passed out in the main living room with 26 cans of Coke around her.

It'll be about the same for me, I guess. 'Cept it'd be 26 cups of barley water.
Mm... barley water.

I'm trying to see which colour causes you the most pain. I'm guessing this one comes pretty close. ;D

~Mnem- "You're Allergic To The Pink Panther Too" -osyne

Edit: horrifyingly hard to see font colours for the win.

Pretty, ain't it? :P It truly is Pink Panther now.

Nice try, but you will never be able to overpower me. Bahahahaha.

Oho, so Mnem "No Lifer Who Edits Other People's Posts Pedophile Stalker Ninja" is drawing out the battle eh? Well, have at thee. -remembers her washing blow-

-Chronos
Before you ask... yes, it's always been about the food.

Great. Just great. I think I've just perpetually given myself nightmares made my day.
Edit: Roflmao-ing your own entry FTW.
THIS AIN'T SPARTA WOMAN. IT'S ORANGES. ORANGES.

Oh no! The vase is Cracked.com

To distract from my exceedingly fail pun, I will show you a picture.


Meh, so what? I hear you say. Just another Meatloaf album. Nothing I don't see at the local charity bazaar.

Well, jibes about your shopping habits aside, you are completely correct. Boring picture. Seriously.

So take a look at this one instead:


Wow! What was that sound I just heard? Was it the sound of your brains imploding from sheer awesomeness?

Just kidding. Of course not. That ain't the sound of brains imploding... after all, only spleens produce that distinctive squelching noise upon collapse.

But really, innit cooooool? It's Batman on a motorcycle. (Sorry, Bat-cycle--before I get dismembered by fans.) Batman on a Bat-cycle jumping out of Hell. Infinitely more eye-catching than the original album artwork.

And where did I find this aesthetic wonder? Top right-hand corner of the pic says "Cracked.com". Hmm, wonder if that has anything to do with it...

For the slower readers, I shall spell it out in neon letters: Cracked is awesome.

~Mnem- "Plugging Random Websites FTW" -osyne

Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

I would like to welcome our newest page - yes, we welcome pages because we are just that sad because we are just that awesome.

Welcome, 你好，こんにちわ, Wilkommen, etc etc:
Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

Okay, fine, fine. It was there from a while ago. I just forgot to mention it. What are you going to do, sue me? 

Stalkers... :D

Well, still Runescaping. Dungeoneering for the win. This exchange diary for the win. The Japanese characters at the top of the page intimidate for the win. Woohoo.

CRAP MY RUNESCAPE LOGGED OUT. -runs-

I want ice-cream...

Well, in any case, Romeo and Juliet: Failed is here to stay. It is a parody of William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, taken in a, what you could describe as a Monty Python and the Holy Grail sense.

No fish were hurt in the creation of the script. Except metaphorically. But who cares?

The page link is added in the links bar above the Ferret Gun banner. 

-Chronos
Edit: How the hell do I get rid of this highlighted stuff- Wahahaha, the highlighted title is pretty, right? :D

Hello, stalkers

I wonder how you check how many people are perusing your blog... hmmm.

Hee hee hee, the power to edit posts is awesome. INVASIOON. Phear me! :D
-Chronos

WTF? WTF is she doing here? Oh. Oh. An invasion, is it? We'll see what happens. >:D


~Mnem "Yes, I Am That Desperate" -osyne
~Mnem "This... Is... SPARTA!!!" -osyne

Song and Vid Linking Fail

Blogger sucks at song and vid linking. I can't even put a normal player into the side menu.
-glooms-
But hey, let's brighten our day with another WTF of the Day!

-peruses previous entry- Yes, you were quite... stalker pedophile ninja obsessive about owls, weren't you?
-protects the terrified WTF owl- Ah, if only the ferret wasn't already our mascot, I would use an owl. (Y)

Like my new post name? :P
I like cheese. Cheese is good. Mm... cheese. Cats are good too. Just not as delicious. >:(

-Chronos
CRAP I FORGOT MY TAGS AGAIN.

What's in a name?

We need to come up with pseudonyms for those folks unfortunate enough (or epic enough, pick one) to appear in these hallowed blacklisted pages. Remember the list I gave you a while back? No, didn't think you would. Here they are with initials, you should be able to twig their real identities.

GIRLS

AS - Didi
SP - ?
S-M L - Hsiu Mei
MN - Kei
AT - Izumi
RH - Renata
LT - Emilia
IM - Claire (?)
SH - ?
AW - ?

I think that's most of our gang. Runescape's calling, I'll catch up on this later.

~Mnem- "Let's Hope They Never See This" -osyne

WTF no vid linking? Seriously?

I like the owl picture. Seriously, it's awesome. I loved owls when I was a little girl--I'd cut out pictures of them and drag them everywhere. (I was quite obsessive as a child.)

[cue swearing]

It's impossible to link to YouTube vids with this thing! @%&#*$ing little--


~Mnem- "How Do I Show You Songs Now?" -osyne

Re: Butterfly

So, you took [so and so] to procure a picture of a butterfly?
Questionable.
BEHOLD.
Edit: OMFG FREAKING PICTURE ERRORS. -throws out a new picture-

Fear the seemingly two eyed bug terror. Do you not quiver with horror as you glance upon these demoralizing, glaring eyes?
Nah, not really. They kinda look like owl eyes.

Haha, retarded owls for the win. Can you read the expression of "LOLWTF" in its eyes?
Hey hey, it says that those butterflies ARE called owl-eyed butterflies. Hee.

-Chronos
Ha, I changed my post name. Named after 'Chronos', APPARENTLY the Greek personification of Time. If you do not think Time Hollow (DS) is awesome, I do not acknowledge your existence. (Y)

Tagging FTW

Tag away, then.

It'd be ironically coincidental if I forgot to tag this post, but I'm staring at the label input box right now so I won't forget or get distra--

Look a butterfly!

What? I saw a butterfly.

Big butterfly, too. Like a glass house. ... Why does nobody believe me?


~Mnem- "Seriously Guys, It's Got Windows" -osyne

Oh me, oh my.

Bleach on Renaissance paintings?
Looking forward to it. For no particular reason at all, I am going to say, er, show, you that:

Indeed, double negative it is not.
Fail pictures for the win. May the fail be with you.
Hey, it's plagiarism, but it's catchy. Screw you, copyrighters.
Don't quote me out of context.

-Chronos
Amg, I forget to put my tags on. -adds-

RE Cyber Darth Vader

Just to clarify, "cyber" up there in the title isn't a verb. It's an adjective. I'm not talking about cybering Darth Vader (or "cybering with"; I forget the correct mode) because that would just be ew.

Back to topic.

... I seem to have forgotten everything. The image of Darth Vader hunched over a laptop has a similar effect on the average person as extra-strong bleach does on Renaissance paintings.


~Mnem- "I Wonder What His Password Is" -osyne

Re: Girl Scouts

Dear me, dear me.
Don't scare our stalkers away with such a threatening lil' girl's face.
... then again, when have stalkers ever been good?

Eeek cut off girl scout face. -edits layout-
Yes, next time...
JUST BUY THE GODDAMNED COOKIES.

On another note...
I want that costume. May the fail be with you.  

-Chronos

Ha.

And we have the entry of Mnem into the market - I mean, blog.
(Aside) Sorry, we'll have to call off the deal this time.
Center Stage
Bah, Mnem, you overachieving freak. And don't make it seem like I've committed anything when I haven't... yet. :)
Well, when I get more advanced with blogger, 'm going to add more stuffs. To begin our online exchange diary/notebook/prophet of doom, we shall begin with this.
Who is this mysterious old man on the left? Certainly not a hobo. A mystery that Mnem, with no doubt, will never solve.

She said he said moo.

Hi.

So I guess if you don't know me, I'm Mnemosyne. It's pronounced nem-ossi-nee. Y'know what, just call me Mnem. Easier that way.

The name comes from the Greek personification of memory and I guess that's what I want to do. I want to remember things and this diary--whose name I can't even read! Thanks, Hobo, for sticking it in Japanese--just kidding--this online exchange diary with my friend partner in various international crimes, Hobo. She's a monster. Probably happy to be called one, too.

Okay, I'll cut off now before your eyes run away. Ciao.


~Mnem- "People Mispronounce My Name In Real Life, Too" -osyne

First Post

Yo.

This is the first entry of an extremely random exchange diary, i.e 「友達の交換日記」 or Friend's Exchange Diary.

If any of you stalkers out there speak Japanese, feel free to correct any mistakes.

That's it for the first entry from... uh... just call me Chronos. ;)

Edit: Wow, messed up fonts. o.O 

-Chronos

Eeek

I find Girl Scouts scary. They creep me out. On pain of being called a conspiracy theorist, I am convinced that there is something fundamentally wrong with their organization. It smacks of brainwashing. Brain-eating, too.

"Would you like a cookie?"

"Aw, how sweet! Are they lowfat?"

"The souls of small, non-Girl Scout children are lowfat."

"..."

^ is how I would imagine a typical conversation to go about. ^

SHUN THE GIRL SCOUTS! THEY ARE TOMORROW'S ZOMBIE ARMY! Although their cookies really are appealing DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S MADE FROM HUMAN SOUUUUUUULS.

Sorry.


~Mnem- "The Picture Proves It" -osyne