I find Girl Scouts scary. They creep me out. On pain of being called a conspiracy theorist, I am convinced that there is something fundamentally wrong with their organization. It smacks of brainwashing. Brain-eating, too.
"Would you like a cookie?"
"Aw, how sweet! Are they lowfat?"
"The souls of small, non-Girl Scout children are lowfat."
"..."
^ is how I would imagine a typical conversation to go about. ^
SHUN THE GIRL SCOUTS! THEY ARE TOMORROW'S ZOMBIE ARMY! Although their cookies really are appealing DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S MADE FROM HUMAN SOUUUUUUULS.
Sorry.
~Mnem- "The Picture Proves It" -osyne
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