Romeo and Juliet: Failed! -- Act I, Scene Three

Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

by Chronos and Mnemosyne 

Based on: Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

No fish were hurt in the production of Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

Out of the bottomless magician's hat comes another rabbit! Or, rather, the next installment of Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

Disclaimer: We do not own Romeo and Juliet. Kindly do NOT be offended by the script or the fact that we are parodying Romeo and Juliet -- we have too much time on our hands during summer vacation to be able to write, even publish this on Ferret Gun! This was written in about 20 - 30 minutes after we finished Scene Two. Teen Dream is an idea of our own imaginations and is not referring to the real product if it exists. Stuart and Paris are models for Teen Dream only in this script and do not intentionally resemble any real models named Stuart or Paris. We also do not own snickerdoodles -- why, I haven't even tried them before.

Click the link below to enjoy the first Act, third Scene of Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

Edit: The complete post has been added to the Romeo and Juliet: Failed! tab.

Romeo and Juliet: Failed! Act I, Scene Two

Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

by Chronos and Mnemosyne 

Based on: Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

No fish were hurt in the production of Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

Fresh from the murky depths of MSN comes the next installment of our Romeo & Juliet parody!

Disclaimer: We do not own Romeo and Juliet. Kindly do NOT be offended by the script or the fact that we are parodying Romeo and Juliet -- you'd be surprised how boring summer gets after a few months. We'd also like to apologize to any gay transvestite attention-whoring whores who may be reading this post. Any resemblance to real or fictional persons is completely and entirely not an attempt at mockery. -cough-

Click the link below to enjoy the first Act, first Scene of Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

Edit: The complete post has been added to the Romeo and Juliet: Failed! tab.

Romeo and Juliet: Failed! -- Act I, Scene One

Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

by Chronos and Mnemosyne 

Based on: Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

No fish were hurt in the production of Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

Mnem and I have finally managed to bother pulling off the lines from our chat history on MSN, which brings you the first act and first scene of our Romeo and Juliet parody!

Disclaimer: We do not own Romeo and Juliet. Kindly do NOT be offended by the script or the fact that we are parodying Romeo and Juliet -- teenagers need something to do, you know? Also, we do not own Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Click the link below to enjoy the first Act, first Scene of Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

Edit: The complete post has been added to the Romeo and Juliet: Failed! tab. The links of all complete scenes will be found there as we add them (click on the epic orange title!).
 

Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

I would like to welcome our newest page - yes, we welcome pages because we are just that sad because we are just that awesome.

Welcome, 你好，こんにちわ, Wilkommen, etc etc:
Romeo and Juliet: Failed!

Okay, fine, fine. It was there from a while ago. I just forgot to mention it. What are you going to do, sue me? 

Stalkers... :D

Well, still Runescaping. Dungeoneering for the win. This exchange diary for the win. The Japanese characters at the top of the page intimidate for the win. Woohoo.

CRAP MY RUNESCAPE LOGGED OUT. -runs-

I want ice-cream...

Well, in any case, Romeo and Juliet: Failed is here to stay. It is a parody of William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, taken in a, what you could describe as a Monty Python and the Holy Grail sense.

No fish were hurt in the creation of the script. Except metaphorically. But who cares?

The page link is added in the links bar above the Ferret Gun banner. 

-Chronos
Edit: How the hell do I get rid of this highlighted stuff- Wahahaha, the highlighted title is pretty, right? :D