19 < 31

And today is the 29th. I predict not meeting the quota this month, shame on us, shame on us. Fool me once--shame on you. Fool me twice--shame on me. Fool me thrice--GET YOUR LYING ARSE THE FK OUTTA HERE YOU BASTARD OR I'M COMING AFTER YOU WITH A TWELVE-BORE RIFLE.

Or, you know, I could always chuck you under a tank.

If we fail our mission of writing more entries than there are days in the month of October, it will be the third time we have shamed the motherblog (see June and September). Better get those running shoes out then.

~Mnem