Layton. Just... Layton.

There happens to be a game series, much beloved by its small yet ferocious fanbase, called Professor Layton. And that is all you need to know for now because all will be laid bare in the following anonymousified (although otherwise unedited--cross my heart and hope to die) MSN conversation.

Chronos says: I'LL DRAW UP THE FLOORPLANS FOR THE TOWER UPON THE WHALE.
Mnem says: You go do that.
Mnem says: I gotta finish this fking Bio mess.
Chronos says: Or maybe I should use Antonio's mansion instead.
Mnem says: By the way, nobody in the class correctly identified the priest murderer.
Chronos says: ... his name wasn't Antonio, was it?
Mnem says: YOU MADE ME TYPE MANSION INSTEAD OF MURDERER.
Chronos says: LOL
Mnem says: No, it wasn't Antonio.
Mnem says: -tries to remember-
Mnem says: -fails-
Chronos says: Anthony?
Mnem says: -hits up internet-
Mnem says: Anton.
Mnem says: Just Anton.
Chronos says: LOL
Chronos says: ANTONIO.
Chronos says: ./snort
Mnem says: Noice.
Chronos says: I WONDER IS THE THIRD ONE OUT IN ENGLISH YET?
Chronos says: ./hunts
Mnem says: Huhuhuhuh I want the next game so badly
Chronos says: Originals or R4?
Mnem says: R4, dude.
Mnem says: asdfgljk;ljk
Mnem says: It's out.
Chronos says: ./hunts
Mnem says: Came out last month.
Mnem says: OMGFISH I WAAAAAAANT EEEEET.
Chronos says: ROAR WHY DID YOU SHUT DOWN ROMULATION?
Chronos says: ./wail
Mnem says: ?
Chronos says: FOUNDITFOUNDITFOUNDITFOUNDITFOUNDIT.
Chronos says: 's it called Unwound Future?
Mnem says: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Chronos says: FOUNDITFOUNDITFOUNDITFOUNDITFOUNDIT.
Mnem says: GIMME.
Mnem says: GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME.
Chronos says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chronos says: Wait.
Chronos says: ./tries the next link
Mnem says: WAAAAAAAAAH.
Mnem says: ASDFAS;LKJB APOEW IFWP
Chronos says: POKEMON WHITE AND BLACK!
./ <3 <3 <3
Mnem says: WTF NO
Mnem says: JESUS
Mnem says: ON A FREAKING TRICYCLE
Mnem says: -rampages-
Chronos says: WHASTWHATWHAT?!
Mnem says: RAAAAAAWRFROG.
Mnem says: LAYTON, WOMAN!
Mnem says: LAYTOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Chronos says: PATIENCE!
Mnem says: I HAVE NONE!
Chronos says: PATIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!
Mnem says: I HAVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
Chronos says: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Mnem says: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
Chronos says: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
Chronos says: 243 MB?!
Mnem says: WTF NO.
Chronos says: Click here.
Mnem says: Whutwhutwhut noooooooooo
Chronos says: 2 HOURS FOR ME YUSH.
Mnem says: Ahmafreakinggawd.
Chronos says: OKAY
Chronos says: YOU IZ GOING TO DOWNLOAD?
Mnem says: YUSH.
Chronos says: LAYTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

~Mnem- "Currently at 14% downloaded, with 1hr 31 minutes left" -osyne