Must ... keep ... blog ... afloat ...
Well now, what can I rant about here? I could treat you to a scholarly discussion on the merits of various Sims 2 custom content downloads, but that'd bore the socks off you, especially if you don't play the game. (Ha. Made you think it.) I could rave about homework, but I'm not staying up this late just to embark on another obscenity-laced hemorrhage of eloquent spite. I could bitch and moan about how I've been sleeping five-hour nights all week (save for Thursday, when I told myself I'd just lie down on my bed for a bit to text somebody and woke up two hours later), except it's currently 11:45 PM on a lazy Friday night. So what could I do? Well, for starters, I could clip my nails. Comb the hair out of my eyes. Blow some dust off the computer. I could redesign the Sistine Chapel and get around to learning how to knit. I could study Norwegian and repaint my bedside table and organize a whale-watching excursion and play with Madge (Mad and Omu's adopted daughter; short for Madomu, which is in turn a contraction of Nomadeous Omu + whatever avian last name they have drawn up). Speaking of Madge, what exactly is she? Chronos seems to think she's a penguin. She looks more like a scrawny little kid in a penguin costume to me. -scrutinizes closely-
Yeah, them's fingers all right. -Madge hisses- Easy now.
-Omu stalks past-
Lovely child.
-Mad waddles past-
Absolutely adorable.
-Eli scurries past-
QUICK, HELP ME KNOCK IT OUT AND BAG IT
-Mad and Omu stick their heads around the corner-
... some groceries, because we're running out, and I wouldn't want our little obviously penguin princess to go hungry.
-bird heads slowly retract-
That was close. -eyes Madge, who has crawled off to safety-
But tomorrow is another day. -glints dangerously-
~Mnemosyne
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