Vroom

It's a bit harder to crack Monday jokes now that we're on vacation. But I would like to draw your attention to a strange phenomenon which manifests only during the summer months: that of dropping out of conventional time.

Not just the domain of badly scripted sci-fi films, timeslipping is actually a fairly common experience. It can be triggered by an extended lack of scheduled activity. Once an individual has timeslipped, he or she falls into a vapid miasma of existence in which it becomes increasingly hard to answer the question "What day is it?" without recursal to some form of electronic device. Extreme cases result in an inability to tell any sort of time and, eventually, the disappearance of the affected individual from the time/space continuum.

~Mnemosyne