Another member of our Ferret Gun family who is neither ferret, gun, nor ferret gun, nor a pixellated version of a tubby penguin that Mnem labels 'Mad'. Well, he is kind of cute. Poke the Penguin FTW. Sorry Mad.

Take THAT, Mnem! The longest post title you have ever seen! I'm not particularly bothered to count up the words because I'm just a lazy ass that way. Stop having no life and posting so much! I don't have a good track record 'nymore. :<
Well, since Mnem decided to go ahead and post a picture and introduce my homicidal, adorable Mad since I was passed out on the floor drunk on soft ice-cream from Japan, apparently, I have to do it for her not-as-adorable, not-as-homicidal cyber pet just because the writer's block coincidentally dropped like a durian from the sky and impaled on her head. The plot bunny certainly got a kick out of that one. (Besides, does the durian even get attached to the head or just leave a flesh wound or two before detaching itself, taking some chunks of the brain with it, leaving Mnem in a vegetative state?) 

Hi. Yes, Mnem's C.A.T has a tendency to stare down everyone who looks upon it, making it the feline version of our lovable Medusa. Minus the snakes. And the fur. And the whiskers. Etc etc. Though, a cat hybrid Medusa? -snickers- C.A.T = Yes, unoriginal and a cop-out, but that's what we did for P.E.N.G.U.I.N, otherwise known as Pen Excalibur Nomad Guin Umbrella Ink Ninja = Coraline Avatar Titanic. Correct me if I'm wrong.
So, basically, this cat has the destiny of finding a parallel world where all cats have button eyes, in addition to becoming an oddly colored ambassador for a planet a few hundred thousand whatever light years away before becoming a ship and sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
Wow, C.A.T, or Corrie, certainly has its future cut out for it.
And before I forget...

Mnem says: -throttles-
Chronos says: Stop throttling Corrie.
Chronos says: ANIMAL ABUSE!
Chronos says: MAD, READY AND AIM!
Mnem says: NOT HER, MORON.
Mnem says: YOU.
Mnem says: -chokes-
Chronos says: Stop choking yourself.
Chronos says: What's wrong with you?
Mnem says: -facepalm-
Mnem says: -throttles-
Chronos says: Did you know that ostriches have suicidal tendencies?
Chronos says: Therefore, it makes you an ostrich.
Mnem says: Yes, I knew that.
Mnem says: And I am not an ostrich.
Mnem says: -peck-

Who's not an ostrich now, eh? Go get her, Corrie!
-cricket chirps-
... go get 'em, Mad! -plops a shotgun in Mad's hands -- flippers -- whatever-

-Chronos 'W00T! Carnage and destruction!'
Edit: Since the chat box interface thingy is sort of kind of kind of very goddamn useless, it goes poof. :D