Yet another new member of FerretGun who is neither ferret, nor gun, nor ferret gun, nor a stylistic representation of an anthropomorphic fermented soybean curd

On behalf of Chronos (who is out pillaging something, I suppose) I would like to intruduce, for your viewing pleasure, Pen Excalibur Nomad Gwin Umbrella Ink Ninja.

Or you could just call him Mad.

Adorable, isn't he? Just makes you want to cuddle him and squish him and hug him and smother him with looooove--but wait, what's this sign?

But he's so kyoot~! What could he possibly do to us? Snuggle us to death? Maybe chirp at us. Or waddle at us. Bwahaha, we'd be chirped to death by penguins. That'd make for a funky epitaph. But seriously, what could this adorable little pixellated blob do to us?

Well let's find out shall we? -menacing smile- If you would just position your hand here... and now poke.

Regrettable. But you know what they say: the gene pool ain't gonna winnow itself, lads.

~Mnemosyne